The Perfect Gift for All Ages! On average, humans will spend 92 days sitting on the toilet over their lifetime. To put this in perspective, that's about one-third of a year in the bathroom relieving yourself. That's where LEARN A LOT WHILE YOU SIT ON THE POT comes in. Since the average time spent on the toilet is ten minutes, we've provided you with bite-sized educational (and some not-so-educational) facts that you can read quickly and retain well after you've flushed. Are you ready to learn about: The microbiome in your bathroom. Strange historical bathroom habits. Unusual facts about famous artists. Tech-related trivia. Strange psychological experiments. And so much more! While you won't learn enough to get a degree or anything, you'll feel better about spending nearly four months in the bathroom over your lifetime.